Cardiff Irons
16th February 2007, 07:54 PM
Only joshing. :D
:exit
:exit
Singel
16th February 2007, 07:56 PM
:laugh
willsken
16th February 2007, 08:00 PM
Very naughty :laugh
zardell
16th February 2007, 08:02 PM
Only joshing. :D
:exit
:laugh
Priceless...!!
Julie
xx
:exit
:laugh
Priceless...!!
Julie
xx
katandbob
16th February 2007, 08:36 PM
You got me too:laugh :nice1
Kat
Kat
StevieD
16th February 2007, 08:45 PM
You forgot the Michelin necklaces.....
Pieterj
16th February 2007, 09:55 PM
you had me there :laugh :laugh :nice1
I was just think, Ill find out who this is and when I do..... :nice1
The following reasons will cancel out your 22
you know you are in south africa when ... ::
* you realise after watching the news on TV that nothing happened in the rest of the world.
* the fact that there is an election and people are standing in line waiting to vote is more important than the result of the election.
* the police advise you not to stop if they wave you down in the middle of the night but rather speed past them and drive to your nearest police station.
* people would rather be killed in their beds than live in some country where they would have to get up and make it themselves.
* people tell you that they wouldn't live anywhere else because the weather is so bad over there.
* a minibus taxi overtakes you, just to stop right in front of you.
* when the road narrows, the guy to the rear of you has right of way.
* you don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.
* votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
* you have to prove you don't need a loan to get one.
* a shop clerk makes you feel as if he/she is doing you a favour by letting you buy from their shop.
* your insurance is higher than the repayments on your car.
* you consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
* Ruwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
* people start joking about the crime rate.
* the police ask you if they should follow up on the burglary you've just reported.
* you paint your car's registration number on the roof in large letters.
* when 2 Afrikaans TV programs are seperated by a Xhosa anouncement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad.
* the government has more opposition from themselves, than from any opposition party.
* a minister is fired, and returns the government cell phone, but keeps the G-number-plated BMW.
* a 45 year old engineer is replaced by a 25 year old who cannot write his own name.
* the employees DANCE in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.
* half the city pays for the other halve's electricity and water supply.
* a murderer gets a 2 year sentence, and a pirate M-Net viewer a 6 month sentence.
* the prisoners strike!
* crime actually DOES pay.
* the SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished viewing.
* the government GIVES you a house, and you complain.
* you can't even go on a business trip to Oz without somebody asking knowingly, "Oh, having a look around, are you? ..."
* you attempt to get onto a freeway via an on-ramp and the guy approaching on the freeway deliberately speeds up to prevent you merging smoothly with the traffic.
* there is more space between the sole of your foot and the accelerator pedal than between your rear bumper and the car behind you.
* people would rather drive a flashy car with HUGE repayments and MASSIVE insurance than live in a decent house.
* the post office stores letters instead of delivering them.
* an employer has to pay his employees wages during a strike and cannot lock them out.
* cops are always able to spot you for parking without display while never able to see the minibus taxis parking in the middle of the road.
* SABC 3 is SABC 2 after 18:30, only in KwaZulu-Natal, except on the weekend.
* petrol takes the biggest price jump in history, the banks increase their interest rates by two percent, and the Rand's value dives by 25%, but we are told that "we have just had the lowest inflation rate increase in 24 years".
* you go to prison for murder, and instead of the death sentence, you get a nice box of condoms.
* pre-election promises change into "Rome wasn't built in a day".
* the Minister of Housing didn't build a single house.
* the Minister of Finance doesn't wear a tie.
* the Minister-without-Portfolio makes more noise than all the portfolios put together, and then, when he's given a portfolio, you never hear from him again.
* the Minister of Tourism is the same person who said "One Settler, One Bullet".
I was just think, Ill find out who this is and when I do..... :nice1
The following reasons will cancel out your 22
you know you are in south africa when ... ::
* you realise after watching the news on TV that nothing happened in the rest of the world.
* the fact that there is an election and people are standing in line waiting to vote is more important than the result of the election.
* the police advise you not to stop if they wave you down in the middle of the night but rather speed past them and drive to your nearest police station.
* people would rather be killed in their beds than live in some country where they would have to get up and make it themselves.
* people tell you that they wouldn't live anywhere else because the weather is so bad over there.
* a minibus taxi overtakes you, just to stop right in front of you.
* when the road narrows, the guy to the rear of you has right of way.
* you don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.
* votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
* you have to prove you don't need a loan to get one.
* a shop clerk makes you feel as if he/she is doing you a favour by letting you buy from their shop.
* your insurance is higher than the repayments on your car.
* you consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
* Ruwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
* people start joking about the crime rate.
* the police ask you if they should follow up on the burglary you've just reported.
* you paint your car's registration number on the roof in large letters.
* when 2 Afrikaans TV programs are seperated by a Xhosa anouncement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad.
* the government has more opposition from themselves, than from any opposition party.
* a minister is fired, and returns the government cell phone, but keeps the G-number-plated BMW.
* a 45 year old engineer is replaced by a 25 year old who cannot write his own name.
* the employees DANCE in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.
* half the city pays for the other halve's electricity and water supply.
* a murderer gets a 2 year sentence, and a pirate M-Net viewer a 6 month sentence.
* the prisoners strike!
* crime actually DOES pay.
* the SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished viewing.
* the government GIVES you a house, and you complain.
* you can't even go on a business trip to Oz without somebody asking knowingly, "Oh, having a look around, are you? ..."
* you attempt to get onto a freeway via an on-ramp and the guy approaching on the freeway deliberately speeds up to prevent you merging smoothly with the traffic.
* there is more space between the sole of your foot and the accelerator pedal than between your rear bumper and the car behind you.
* people would rather drive a flashy car with HUGE repayments and MASSIVE insurance than live in a decent house.
* the post office stores letters instead of delivering them.
* an employer has to pay his employees wages during a strike and cannot lock them out.
* cops are always able to spot you for parking without display while never able to see the minibus taxis parking in the middle of the road.
* SABC 3 is SABC 2 after 18:30, only in KwaZulu-Natal, except on the weekend.
* petrol takes the biggest price jump in history, the banks increase their interest rates by two percent, and the Rand's value dives by 25%, but we are told that "we have just had the lowest inflation rate increase in 24 years".
* you go to prison for murder, and instead of the death sentence, you get a nice box of condoms.
* pre-election promises change into "Rome wasn't built in a day".
* the Minister of Housing didn't build a single house.
* the Minister of Finance doesn't wear a tie.
* the Minister-without-Portfolio makes more noise than all the portfolios put together, and then, when he's given a portfolio, you never hear from him again.
* the Minister of Tourism is the same person who said "One Settler, One Bullet".
StevieD
16th February 2007, 11:05 PM
Steve, you definitely do have too much time on your hands!! :laugh
smitjo
16th February 2007, 11:26 PM
Brilliant!:laugh :laugh
Moorf
17th February 2007, 12:33 AM
hahahaha Pieter :laugh:laugh:laugh
kimandgareth
17th February 2007, 01:38 AM
excellent!! :laugh :laugh
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