[NickH]

I know it's about our Aussie cousins, but still thought this was a great story - heard it on the radio yesterday while driving to work - and repeat it here to best of my ability.

A British author is in Sydney, at a book signing ceremony. People are coming up to her desk, giving her their names, and she signs theior books.

A lady comes up to the desk. "Emma Chissett"

The author duly signs the book and hands it over.

"Nah ... there's no price ... Emma Chissett!"


A great example of Strine I thought! Nearly pranged me car what will all the giggling.

Nick

[Phil&Shell]

That's funny! There's a few of them around, like the one about the the Brits living in NZ who get new kiwi neigbours. They get a phone call inviting them to the house warming party.

Kiwi "Come over for a drink, there's no furniture yet and theres sacks on the floor but it'll be fun"

Brit somewhat taken aback replies "Thanks. Sex anywhere is fun!"

Gotta keep smilin