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Singel
22nd March 2006, 07:37 AM
Chance to prove Cleese wrong on Palmerston Nth

22.03.06

Desperate to prove John Cleese wrong after he described Palmerston North as boring, the deputy mayor is offering two couples from either side of the Tasman the chance to tour the city, and then rate their experience.

During his recent trip to New Zealand with his My Life, Time and Current Medical Problems tour, English comedian Cleese heaped praise on all cities he encountered except Palmerston North.

In a recorded podcast on his website www.thejohncleese.com, the comedian was scathing about Palmerston North.

Cleese called the city "the suicide capital of New Zealand" and said "if you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick".

"We stayed in a little motel, the weather was grotty, the theatre was a nasty shape and the audience was very strange to play to."

Cleese said the audience laughed in all the wrong places and he had a "thoroughly bloody miserable time".

So Palmerston North Deputy Mayor John Hornblow hatched a plan to showcase the city as a tourist mecca.

The "Passionate about Palmerston North" competition is open to New Zealanders and Australians, who have to write up to 20 words on why they would like to visit the city.

The winners - a pair from each country - will then receive an all-expenses paid trip to Palmerston North and get to choose any of the top five tourist activities the city has to offer.

Mr Hornblow said activities might include jetboating along the Manawatu River, a stroll through the world-class rose gardens, driving a circuit of the Manfeild racetrack, and listening to top academics at Massey University.

"They will have access to virtually anything they want," Mr Hornblow said.

After the weekend, the four will rate their Manawatu experience.

"If they think we're grotty and boring then we'll take it on the chin. If they say it's not, that's up to them - we won't be altering what they say."

Mr Hornblow said it was a "good, fun way" to say to Cleese they heard what he had to say.

"But we wanted the opportunity for people to respond."

Mr Hornblow said the competition was also open to Cleese and he would like nothing more than to "put a smile on his [Cleese's] face".

The competition closes on March 31 and entry forms can be found on the link below.

TOP 5
Palmerston North's proposed top tourist drawcards

* Jetboating along the Manawatu River.

* Strolling through world-class rose gardens.

* Driving a circuit of the Manfeild racetrack.

* Listening to top academics at Massey University.

* Not yet decided

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10373764

Diny
22nd March 2006, 07:52 AM
That's hilarious !!!!!! In a back handed way Mr Cleese has done Palmy a favour - at least it's on the map now.

Actually I was talking to a lady yesterday who was at John Cleese's PN show. She agreed that the audience sometimes didn't laugh at the appropriate places, mainly because the jokes were about people dying of cancer and committing suicide.

I don't know how true that is, but having close friends who've met their demise by both of the above mentioned means, I don't suppose I'd be rolling around in the aisles either.

I'm not going to wave the banner for anywhere - each to their own that's what I reckon. Palmy is off the tourist track and that's why some people find it boring - why come out here and visit a place which is just another town? In my mind it's a slice of the 'real NZ' - away from the bungy jumping, white water rafting, extreme touristy sports, travel agents brochure stuff. If you're looking for nightlife it's pretty good - it has a massive uni here (Massey) so there's plenty of student associated 'goings on'.

I don't find it depressing or grotty but there's other parts of NZ which do have this effect on me (touristy places).

Diny

katandbob
22nd March 2006, 07:04 PM
ok you have me curious, we will be travelling down that way, so I'll give it a whirl and see what the nightlifes like :laugh

Kat

PS didnt know Cleeze was still around :D

willsken
22nd March 2006, 07:59 PM
We didn't stay there long, but I liked what I saw. One of the places we considered moving to.

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